We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
So squirting runs in the family.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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