I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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