She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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