You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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