Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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