I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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