She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
