Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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