My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
How does one acquire holy water?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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