what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
