no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
It's shark week go big or go home
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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