I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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