I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
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