You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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