My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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