I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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