Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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