Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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