i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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