it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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