will power is for people who don't want to get laid
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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