Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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