And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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