Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
So many bounce houses so little time
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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