my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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