Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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