how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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