i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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