She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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