just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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