Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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