Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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