I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Floor bacon is actually really good
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in itâ€
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVEâ€
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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