JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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