Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Randomize
