I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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