I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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