So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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