we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I look better un-naked...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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