if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
where does the pee come out of this thing
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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