This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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