I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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