as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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