I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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