And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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