i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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