sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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