just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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