is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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