i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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