Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
My bed smells like the plague
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