I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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