i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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