I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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