You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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