And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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