it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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