So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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