Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Houston, we have a squirter
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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